Thursday, June 24, 2010

Can you handle the truth?

Three months ago, I bought some new bras and YES! they have inserts in them. Yesterday morning, while getting dressed for work, I was talking with Miss May. As I am putting my bra on Miss May asks:
"Mom, why do you wear those things everyday day?"
"What things, honey?" I replied.
"Those things in your bra!"
"You mean my inserts?"
"Well, sweetie, I ain't gonna lie to you. It's because they make my boobs look good!" I answered.
Miss May raised one eyebrow, not knowing what to think.
"It's okay. You will understand when you are older."
I looked over to see Hotstuff smiling while shaking his head.

That my friends is the honest to goodness truth.

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